More brain turds -- The (mostly) vaccinate your fucking children edition

Vaccinate your children. There is no fucking conspiracy, so save your tinfoil hats for something like UFOs: http://www.forbes.com/sites/dandiamond/2015/01/30/no-the-measles-vaccine-doesnt-cause-autism/

When Offit speaks, you listen: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/10/opinion/what-would-jesus-do-about-measles.html

When a seven year old speaks, you listen. And then vaccinate your fucking children: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/02/12/us-usa-measles-schools-idUSKBN0LF2JC20150212

This is truly shocking (cough, cough) because herbal supplements are really s a sham: http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/02/03/sidebar-whats-in-those-supplements/?_r=0

Did frozen dinosaur farts end the last ice age? Nope. http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-31424597

Mind grumblings

RIP SkyMall. May you find something expensive and useless in your next life: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/1/23/7877479/eulogy-for-skymall

Fuck yeah Sly! Makin' dreams come true Rocky style: https://www.yahoo.com/movies/s/tourists-knockout-photo-stallone-atop-rocky-steps-210623627.html

A new slogan for the CIA: Failure is an option (and will even get you a promotion). http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/unidentified-queen-torture

Yet another reason to not visit Mikey. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/01/18/disney-measles-spreads/21953767/