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 This week in science news:

Men of Scandinavia, please mind your balls in the water. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/10234986/Swedish-men-told-to-beware-testicle-munching-fish.html

Behold! The newest classified mammal, the olinguito. http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/For-the-First-Time-in-35-Years-A-New-Carnivorous-Mammal-Species-is-Discovered-in-the-Western-Hemisphere--219762981.html

Hey hipsters, hippies, and rich people, you are not smarter than 100+ years of accumulated public health knowledge. Now go vaccinate your fucking children. http://www.salon.com/2013/08/14/whats_with_rich_people_hating_vaccines/